Just a bunch of apeeling jokes. 17 Jokes About Fruit That Will Make You Laugh, I Swear. Just a bunch of apeeling jokes. Posted on February. Peel away the layers of laughter with these very 'ap-peel-ing' fruit jokes for kids. Every child will look at their fruit in a different way after sharing these jokes for. Fruit and Veggie Jokes. Great for Halloween: Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine! Q: How does a ghost eat an apple? A: By goblin it! Q: What is.